Clark Griswold Freudian Slips Shirt

Some of Christmas Vacation’s greatest lines come from Clark Griswold going off the slippery Freudian slope as he converses with Mary the sexy lingerie sales lady: “I was just smelling…smiling! I was just blouse…browsing!” “It wouldn’t be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than…hotter than they are!” “It’s a bit nipply out…I mean nippy out! HA, HA, HA! What did I say, nipple?” “There are plenty of shopping days until adultery…adulthood. Which is to say, Christmas. As in, Yule. Yule Log. Not a log, I don’t have a log, I mean, you know…If I had a log. Not in the sense that you think I said I did…”