A Howell Is Never Wrong Shirt

Mr. Howell AKA Thurston Howell III is a fictional character from the American TV sitcom “Gilligan’s Island.” Mr. Howell, played by actor Jim Backus, is portrayed as a wealthy, snobbish millionaire who, along with his wife Lovey Howell, ends up stranded on an uncharted island with six other castaways after a three-hour boat tour goes awry. Thurston Howell III is characterized by his extravagant lifestyle, arrogance, and frequent references to his vast wealth. His character often provides comic relief through his cluelessness about practical matters such as this gem of a quote from the 93rd episode of Gilligan’s Island.